i Dont have enough workin office to help me get rid of otherwise important social chores

I havent been out of india ..ever ( save for Nepal excursion and Hollywood movies and psuedo -phoren outlets like Barista)

I havent learnt the art of sociality .Hence I am the centre of distration(disaster + distraction) of my peers.

I havent found my soulmate cos i take him/her to understand the famous show "Apprentice" tag line ..."Will we find you?"

I havent yet learnt the art to make perfect tea or at least half perfect for that matter (Here "matter" stands for = water , hot milk ,tea leaves & sugar)

WAT U DID LAST SUMMER ...TO ME" .Hail to Varun ,ruchir & mots for serving me aerated softdrinks (tons of it) once they had enuff of beer tending to whisky chaos!!

I havent yet learnt th art to drive a car (neither did Napolean ) .:NOTE : Facts, dates & logisticss are also listed under the title "car" hence i cant drive them either .

I havent liked sports many a times and developed reluctancy for people who like sports !!! (gurls are out of this set of people hence other reasons for reluctancy are croppin up here)

I havent really worked for my pay and i havent yet made a great deal about it because my peers have always asked me not to make a greatdeal when they are dealing with how i should not be making a great deal about it